Met Misery Tournament

EAST BRACKET

1 Beltran Caught Looking
16 Cutting Justin Turner

8 Kevin Mitchell decapitates cat
9 Krod Beats Father in Law

5 Duaner Sanchez Cab Ride Crash
12 Anna Benson Mrs. Claus Outfit

4 Jason Bay
13 Nimmo undercooking chicken

6 Shea Ceremony After Elimination
11 Batting out of order against Reds

3 Mr. Met flipping off fan
14 Kaz Matsui anal fizzures

7   Piazza "Not Gay" Press Conf
10 Harvey UTI from not peeing

2 Dildo in Plawecki's locker
15 Scott Kazmir trade

East 1 vs 16 You know how I feel about Beltran's caught looking. Also I'm positive that mutt Turner never would have hi here in NY. Winner-Beltran

East 8 vs 9 I'm going to reference the end of Jeff Pealrman's classic The Bad Guys Won. Mitchell: "Yo, that shit with the cat never happened." Let's also remember the man who made the accusation, gooden, was probably high on crack at the time. Winner-KRod

East 5 vs 12 Dauner's cab ride may have cost the Mets a trip to the 2006 World Series. Plus I saw nothing wrong with Mrs. Benson's outfit. Nothing......At......All    Winner-Dauner

East 4 vs 13- Nimmo got sick on undercooked chicken? I don't really remember that. Note about Jason Bay-I know he was a bust here, but to me he was always a stand up guy. I felt more sorry for him than angry at him. bethatasitmay- Winner-Bay

East 6 vs 11- This was a tough one, but in the end having that ceremony after the 2nd straight collapse was a disgrace. I still maintain I would have walked out on it  Winner-Ceremony

East 3 vs 14 Fizzures just sounds painful. but Mr. Met can't be flipping the bird. Winner-Mr. Met

East 7 vs 10 Harvey had a UTI? As Dr. Evil would say RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Winner-Piazza

East 2 vs 15 What you never had a sex toy in your locker/desk/cubicle? I was drunk in Boston the last night of the 2004 DNC and even in that stupor, I knew the Kazmir trade was a bad one
Winner Kazmir. 

East 1 vs East 9- My late father in law said Ted Williams couldn't have hit that pitch. At least he would have swung. Winner -Beltran

East 5 vs 4- Dauner got hurt so we had to trade Xavier Nady for Roberto Hernandez URRRP
Winner- Dauner

East 6 vs 3 I give my dad and sister credit, they sat through the whole thing.
Winner-Ceremony

East 7 vs 2- As Jerry and George said, "Not that there's anything wrong with that." Meanwhile Rick Peterson never did get around to turning around Victor Zambrano did he?
Winner Kazmir

East 1 vs 5 Maybe if Dauner hadn't gotten hurt, we would have won the NLCS in 5 or 6 games
Just kidding
Winner Beltran

East 6 vs 2- What made it worse, the Marlins celebrated on the field like they had won the World Series. They weren't going to the playoffs either. Not enough bad things can happen to them. (and A LOT of bad things HAVE happened to them.)
Winner Ceremony

east 6 vs 2  What made it worse, the Marlins celebrated on the field like they had won the Wolrd Series. They weren't going to the playoffs either. Not enough bad things can happen to them, (and A LOT of bad things HAVE happened to them)

Winner Ceremony

East 1 vs 6 The end of the 2006 season vs the end of the 2008 season. By 2008, I was used to the collapsing.

EAST WINNER-Beltran

WEST BRACKET

1 Duda's errant Game 5 throw
16 Trading Marlon Byrd on his shirt night

8 1986 brawl with Houston police
9 Noah refuses MRI/tears his lat

5 Gordon/Gillaspie HR's off Famila
12 Saberhagen bleach super soaker

4 David Wright Spinal Stenosis
13 Brodie managing from his couch

6 Ike Davis Valley Fever
11 Bonilla/Henderson NLCS Card Game

3 Luis Castillo pop up
14 Beltran secret knee surgery

7 Generation K
10 T Bernazzard fighting a minor leaguer

2 Bobby Bonilla contract
15 Agbayani steals ball back from fan

west 1 vs 16 I loved Lucas, but that was inexcusable
Winner Duda

west 8 vs 9 I believe that fight at Cooters Games and Burgers brought that team closer together. f-up as that sounds.
Winner Thor

west 5 vs 12 Karl is right, blaming Familia for games 4 and 5 is wrong, poor fielding was the culprit. Game 1 though? That was all on Jeurys. Bleach on the reporters wasn't cool either, but ….
Winner: Familia

west 4 vs 13- David Wright getting spinal stenosis just another example of life being unfair.
Winner Wright

west 6 vs 11 Felt bad for Ike, I thought he'd be a really good player. Rickey and Bonilla though.
Winner: Card Game

west 3 vs 14- I fell asleep during the Yankee Met game. I woke up at 6 AM the next morning and watched the last inning on Mets rewind. Woke up Tara and the baby when Castillo dropped that ball.
Winner: Castillo

west 7 vs 10- Tony Bernazzard was an a-hole, no doubt. But Generation K. Man, they let me down.
Winner Generation K

west 2 vs 15- Benny could never cause me misery
Winner Bonilla

west 1 vs west 9- Thor was dumb to not get the MRI, but it wasn't the World Series
Winner: Duda

west 5 vs west 4- Wright's last game at Citi Field was heart-tugging
Winner-Familia

west 11 vs west 3- Tara's still mad that I woke them up
winner Castillo (that was a tough one)

west 7 vs west 2 They're still paying Bonilla
Winner Bonilla

west 1 vs west 5- I blamed Famila for Game 5. I was wrong
Winner Duda

west 3 vs west 2 Every    July     1st
Winner Bonilla

west 1 vs west 2 All I asked was for them not to lose the Series at home

WEST WINNER: Duda.




SOUTH BRACKET

1 Bernie Madoff
16 Blevins falls off curb/breaks arm

8 Keith/Darryl picture day fight
9 Shea congratulates BOS WS victory

5 Wilmer crying/No-trade night
12 Lastings Milledge high fives fans

4 Doc missing 86 parade in crachouse
13 Noah Hand/foot/mouth disease

6 Vince Coleman throws firecracker in crowd
11 Steve Cohen non sale

3 Kenny Rogers walk
14 Wright throws out Noah's lunch

7 Jeff Wilpon fires pregnant employee
10 Mickey/Vargas vs. Tim Healey saga

2 Cespedes trampled by wild boar
15 Jenry Mejia 3 PED suspensions


south 1 vs 16 -Madoff set the franchise back at least 5 years
Winner Madoff

south 8 vs south 9- Shea congratulating Boston should be a Sox misery bracket
winner Darryl/Keith

south 5 vs south 12- Wilmer's crying is = to Tug's Ya Gotta Believe
winner Milledge

south 4 vs south 13 At least we HAD a WS parade
Winner Thor

south 6 vs south 13- this was tough I mean a little girl got hurt here. bethatasitmay
Winner Cohen

south 3 vs 14- All he had to do with throw it down the middle
Winner Rogers

south 7 vs south 10-Where's Elizabeth Warren when we need her?
Winner: Wilpon

south 2 vs south 15- The first player to get banned for PED's. That's gotta count for something
Winner Mejia


south 1 vs south 8- that 1989 picture is a pisser.
Winner Madoff

south 12 vs 5 -Hand/foot and mouth disease? Really?
Winner Thor

south 11 vs south 3 We'd have beaten the Braves the next night too. I honestly believe that.
Winner Rogers

south 7 vs south 15- This is why I picked Cohen's nonsale over Coleman's firecracker
Winner Rogers


south 1 vs south 13 -Fred. Jeff and Saul should be in the cell right  next to him
Winner Madoff

south 3 vs south 7 and we may have beaten the Yankees too- we played them tough in 99
Winner Rogers

south 1 vs south 3 We're still paying for what he did.

SOUTH WINNER-Madoff


MIDWEST

1 2007 Collapse
16 Bobby Parnell blows save/needs TJ surgery

8 V Coleman golf swing hurts Gooden
9 Harvey misses game hungover and heartbroken

5 Bobby Ojeda's Gardening accident
12 Omar Minaya/Adam Rubin "has lobbied"

4 Letting Tom Seaver go twice
13 2002 players sneaking weed into Shea

6 Mets list alive 1969 players as dead
11 Beltran hired/fired before opening day

3 Letting Ryan Church fly concussed
14 Hiring an agent as GM

7 Bobby V dugout mustache disguise
10 David Cone bullpen masturbation

2 Firing Willie Randolph at 3AM in CA
15 Citi Field's original design


Midwest 1 vs Midwest 16-what Met pitcher hasn’t had TJ surgery?
Winner-2007

Midwest 8 vs Midwest 9- Gooden was probably high anyway
Winner Harvey

Midwest 5 vs Midwest 12- You know what SHOULD be on here? Scioscia’s HR off Doc.
Winner Ojeda

Midwest 4 vs Midwest 13- Letting him go once was a disgrace, but twice?
Winner Seaver

Midwest 6 vs Midwest 11- Reports of their death were greatly exaggerated
Winner Beltran

Midwest 3 vs Midwest 14- Sometimes I think the Mets hire their Dr's through the want-ads.
Winner Church

Midwest 7 vs Midwest 10- I mean that's just gross, man
Winner Cone

Midwest 2 vs Midwest 15-They should have fired him the day after the season ended
Winner Willie

Midwest 1 vs Midwest 9 -They had to get rid of him, but man what a waste
Winner 2007

Midwest 5 vs Midwest 4- Seaver did win his 300th game in NY. For the White Sox vs the Yanks!
Winner Seaver

Midwest 11 vs Midwest 3- I told them not to hire him in the first place...
Winner Beltran

Midwest 10 vs Midwest 2 - Really? In the bullpen?
Winner Cone

Midwest 1 vs Midwest 4- At least they brought him back as a broadcaster
Winner 2007

Midwest 10 vs Midwest 11- The cheating scandal will haunt him forever
Winner Beltran

Midwest 1 vs Midwest 11-The 2007 collapse will haunt ME forever

MIDWEST WINNER-2007


                                                                  FINAL 4


Beltran Caught Looking                                                            Bernie Madoff
vs                                                                                                vs
Duda's errant World Series Throw                                             2007 Collapse



                                                       CHAMPIONSHIP
BELTRAN CAUGHT LOOKING VS 2007 COLLAPSE


                                              TOURNAMENT WINNER:
                                                    2007 COLLAPSE.