Saturday, April 25, 2020

JOE BENIGNO BRACKET OF PAIN


FRANKLIN COLLEGE CONFERENCE 

1) JETS- AJ Duhe/Tarp 1982 AFC Title Game
16) RANGERS Losing in 7 to Blackhawks 1971 EC Finals


8) METS- Rogers walk
9) JETS Lose 24-0 to Oilers. Miss Playoffs 1993

5) JETS-Bill Belichick resigns as HC of NYJ
12) MLB-Pedro/Little blow it 2003 ALCS

4) KNICKS-Coming off bench vs Heat 1997
13) JETS- Brett Favre as a Jet

6) METS-2015 World Series
11) JETS-Sanchez hurt in Snoopy Bowl

3) JETS-Losing to Broncos 1998 AFC Title
14) KNICKS-Phil Jackson Era

7) METS-Terry Pendleton HR
10) JETS Todd Bowels Era

2) JETS-Victor Cruz game
15) METS Doc/Darryl Win with Yankees



FOOD SALESMAN CONFERENCE 

1) METS-Mike Sciocia HR 1988 NLCS
16) RANGERS Destroyed by Devils 2006 1st Rounnd

8) JETS-Pennington beats Favre 2008 wk 17
9) KNICKS-Pat Riley resigns

5) METS-Subway Series Loss 2000
12) JETS-Greg Lloyd knocks out Al Toon,then counts him out 1989

4) JETS-Parcells blows it in Detroit. Misses 1997 playoffs
13) METS- Daniel Murphy haunts us

6) JETS Mo Lewis injures Bledsoe/Tom Brady takes over 
11) METS -Doc returns to Shea

3) KNICKS-Game 6 and 7 losses NBA Finals
14) JETS- Mo Wilkerson after getting paid

7) JETS-Christmas Eve in Baltimore 2000. Jets miss playoffs
10) JETS-Revis Trade

2) METS-Yogi Decision 1973 WS (brings back Seaver on 3 days rest)
15) KNICKS-Jordan’s double nickel


OVERNIGHT CONFERENCE

1) METS-Tom Seaver trades
16) KNICKS-LeBron decision

8) JETS-Vinny hurt/Bill decisions 1999
9) METS-Darryl signs with Dodgers

5) JETS-Losing to Indy 2009 AFC Title game
12) JETS-Heidi Game 1968

4) JETS-Jet Drafts
13) METS-Luis Castillo drops ball 2009

6) KNICKS-1995 EC Semis vs Pacers
11) JETS-MNF loss to Bears 1991

3) JETS-Loss to Chiefs 1969 AFL playoffs
14) RANGERS-NYR loss 2014 SCF

7) JETS-Marino fake spike
10) JETS-Abuse in Foxboro 2010 (Jets lose 45-3 on Monday night)

2) JETS- 2OT loss to Browns 1986 AFC playoffs
15) METS-Wilpon ownership


MIDDAY CONFERENCE

1) KNICKS-Charles Smith 1993 ECF
16) METS-Losing 2016 play in game

8) RANGERS-Graves suspension 1992 EC semis
9) JETS-Blowing playoff spot vs Buffalo 2015

5) KNICKS-Lose Game 7 to Bullets 1971 EC Finals
12) JETS- Joe Namath hurt in preseason 1971

4)-JETS Losing to Pittsburgh 2010 AFC title game
13) Getting the Pirates Hat 1960 WS

6) JETS-Doug Brien game 2004 AFC playoffs
11) METS-Collapse of 2007

3) METS-Beltran Caught Looking
14) METS-Clemens vs Piazza 2000

7) JETS-Rich Kotite
10) KNICKS-Camby for McDyess


2) JETS Bruce Harper fumble vs Bills 1981 playoffs
15) JETS-Lou Holtz coaches Jets.



FRANKLIN COLLEGE

JETS 1 VS RANGERS 16- That AFC Title game was my first sports heartbreak.
Winner Jets

METS 8 VS JETS 9-Jets were going nowhere. Mets would have made the WS.
Winner Mets

JETS 5 VS YANKS 12- The lying and cheating starts here
Winner: Jets

KNICKS 4 VS JETS 13- Knicks had Heat on the ropes before this happened.
Winner: Knicks

METS 6 VS JETS 11- I should have just been happy they were in the World Series
Winner: Mets

JETS 3 VS KNICKS 14- 30 minutes away from Super Bowl XXXIII
Winner: Jets

METS 7 VS JETS 10-I hated those Cardinals teams
Winner: Mets

JETS 2 VS METS 15-I had dinner with a house full of Giants fans after that one
Winner: Jets



JETS 1 VS METS 8- Tough one. But
Winner: Mets

JETS 5 VS KNICKS 4-Easier
Winner Jets

JETS 3 VS METS 6- At least they got to the World Series
Winner Jets

JETS 2 VS METS 7-Terry f-kin Pendelton, But the Jets have never recovered from this
Winner Jets



JETS 1 VS JETS 5- He's been torturing me for 20 years
Winner: Jets 5

JETS 2 VS JETS 3- Still waiting for my first Super Bowl

Winner Jets 3

JETS 3 VS JETS 5-   TWENTY FUCKING YEARS

BRACKET WINNER BELICHICK



FOOD SALESMAN CONFERENCE

METS 1 VS RANGERS 16- I knew the Rangers were going to get swept.
Winner Mets

JETS 8 VS KNICKS 9- Another liar
Winner Knicks

METS 5 VS JETS 12-I don't even remember Toon getting knocked out. He probably doesn't either
Winner: Mets

JETS 4 VS METS 13: Beningo believes Parcells blew this game on purpose. I don't.
Winner: Mets

JETS 6 VS METS 11- Brady to has tortured me for 20 years
Winner Jets

KNICKS 3 VS JETS 14- John Starks. I love him, but he shot us right out of the Finals
Winner: Knicks

JETS 7 VS JETS 10- Vinny Interceptaverde
Winner: Jets 7

METS 2 VS KNICKS 15- Yogi should have started George Stone in Game 6 and brought Seaver back on full rest for Game 7 if necessary. Still, I was AT the double nickel game
Winner: Knicks




METS 1 VS KNICKS 9 Scioscia's HR was a killer
Winner: Mets

METS 5 VS METS 13- Losing to the Yanks was unbearable
Winner: Mets 5

JETS 6 VS KNICKS 3- Another tough one. But Brady's been a nightmare. Besides Auggie got me wasted after the Knicks loss
Winner Jets

JETS 7 VS KNICKS- I had a great time with Ace that night. But that was humiliating
Winner: Knicks



METS 1 VS METS 5- Losing to the Yanks was bad. Not getting to the 1988 WS was worse
Winner: Mets 1


JETS 6 VS KNICKS 15- Tom Brady vs Michael Jordan. Can't stand either one of them
Winner: Jets

METS VS JETS- 1988 still haunts me



BRACKET WINNER SCIOSCIA



OVERNIGHT CONFERENCE

METS 1 VS KNICKS 16- LeBron pissed me off. But we never actually HAD LeBron
Winner Mets

JETS 8 VS METS 9- I hated Darryl for a long time after that
WInner: Mets

JETS 5 VS JETS 12- I wasn't around for the Heidi game. I was there for the 2009 AFC Title Game
Winner Jets 5

JETS 4 VS METS 13- Jets had a couple of good drafts. The Castillo play? Awful
Winner Mets

KNICKS 6 VS JETS 11- I remember that MNF Game at Solider Field. That was bad. The Knick playoff series was worse.
Winner Knicks

JETS 3 VS RANGERS 14- Like the 2015 Mets, I should have just been happy with getting to the Finals. I wasn't.
Winner Rangers

JETS 7 VS JETS 10- I'd rather lose 45-3 than lose like they did to Marino that day
Winner Jets 7

JETS 2 VS METS 15-The Wilpons have been bad. However, I remember watching that Jet game at the St. Mary's snack bar.
Winner Jets



METS 1 VS METS 9- Seaver was a bigger loss. But the only thing that pissed me off in 1977 was Miss Mary Anne not calling my name at the end of Romper Room
Winner: Mets 9

JETS 5 VS METS 13- Tough one.
Winner Mets 13

KNICKS 6 VS RANGERS 14- Ewing couldn't sink a finger roll.
Winner Knicks

JETS 7 VS JETS 2- I remember someone saying to my dad. (Jets punter) "Dave Jennings cost us that game." The rest of us blamed Mark Gastineau.
Winner Jets 2


METS 9 VS METS 13- This is a tough one. I couldn't stand Darryl for what he did, but did the Mets really want him back?
Winner Mets 13

KNICKS 6 VS JETS 2- Reggie miller-8 points in 9 seconds. I saw it and still don't know how that;s possible.
Winner Knicks


KNICKS 6 VS METS 13-I watched Ewing miss that layup at Rogers Irish House. Then I had to work at Baskin Robbins.


BRACKET WINNER-KNICKS LOSE 1995 2ND ROUND


MIDDAY CONFERENCE

KNICKS 1 VS METS 16- Charles Smith was clobbered by Scottie Pippen  on that play.
Winner: Knicks

RANGERS 8 VS JETS 9- Richter also allowed a goal from like 70 feet out
Winner Rangers

KNICKS 5 VS JETS 12- Both before my time. Would Namath have made a difference?
Winner Knicks

JETS 4 VS whatever 13
Winner- Jets

JETS 6 VS METS 11-I always blamed Herm Edwards for that loss more than I did Doug Brien
Winner Mets

METS 3 VS METS 14- I mean do I even have to say it?
Winner: Mets 7

JETS 7 VS KNICKS 10- 4-28. That's almost impossible
Winner Jets

JETS 2 VS JETS 15- I don't really remember either one of these.
Winner Jets 2



KNICKS VS RANGERS-The sound of Mr. McGarvey turning off his TV in the kitchen still haunts me.
Winner: Knicks

KNICKS 5 VS JETS 4- The previous two AFC Title Games the Jets were in, they led at halftime. They put me out of m,y misery early here.
Winner: Jets

METS 3 VS METS 11- This was the final in my Met Misery Bracket
Winner Mets 11

JETS 7 VS JETS 2- I could have coached the Jets better than that
Winner Jets 7

KNICKS 1 VS JETS 4- If you are going to talk about Hue Hollins phantom whistle in 1994, you better talk about the one that wasn't blown in 1993
Winner Knicks

Mets 11 vs Jets 7 Kotite was bad. 2007 was worse
Winner Mets


METS 11 vs KNICKS 1- I'm still not over either one of these. But 2007 hurts more

BRACKET WINNER 2007 METS




FINAL FOUR BELICHICK VS SCIOSCIA    5 vs 1

                       KNICKS LOSE 2ND ROUND VS 2007 COLLAPSE    6 vs 11



CHAMPIONSHIP BELICHICK VS 2007 COLLAPSE     5 vs 11


The championship is an epic battle between two heavyweights. It's been a hard decision. For sheer pain and anguish there was no worse day in sports for me than the last day of the 2007 baseball season.  I was absoluely miserable for weeks after that. The day the Mets were up 7.5 with 17 days left was September 15, 2007 the day of my sister in law's wedding. They lost to the Phillies that day and I thought nothing of it. Even the Mets couldn't blow this one.

But they did.... They missed the playoffs, the Yankees made it.  I was afraid I was going to hear about this for years. They were calling it the biggest collapse in baseball history.  (which I didn't think was accurate, and it wasn't but that almost didn't matter) I couldn't believe how besides myself I was. My wife had to be wondering what the hell kind of maniac she had married. This was as bad as it gets.

And yet....


I was pissed the day a disheveled Bill Belichick stood in front of those cameras and said he was resiging from the Jets because he was uncertain about their ownership situation. While on the surface that seemed like a fair reason, most of us with half a brain knew that he had an offer from the Patriots in his pocket.  But after a couple of days I didn't think much of it, after all, he was a mediocre coach in Cleveland, and while I thought he would be a good coach for the Jets if Parcells stayed as the GM, I had no illusions he would be as sucessful on his own in New England.

When they won their first Super Bowl after the 2001 season, I was in Cody's Bar and Grill with Kevin Woods and his family. They wondered why I was so pissed after the game and Kevin said "He doesn't like their coach." I filled uin that I thought their coach was a lying scumbag. And he is. And he has kept lying, and cheating...


And winning.


So as bad as that 2007 collapse was, my winner in the Beningo bracket of pain is Bill Belichick's ditching the Jets for the Patriots. The 2007 collapse was one kick to the groin, Belichicks been punching me in the gut for 20 years now.


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